Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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