remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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