I must be too annoying 4 u.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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