If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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