the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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