Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I need to sanitize my soul.
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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