do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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