i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
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38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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