How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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