And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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