I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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