I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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