You surviving the open bar?
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Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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