to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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