I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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