They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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