Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My vagina just recognized that song.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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