in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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