idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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