Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
