my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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