i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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