i think i have herpe
just one?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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