I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We don't watch enough power rangers
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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