So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
