They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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