Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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