she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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