Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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