Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
two words: eviction party
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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