You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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