Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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