It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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