I wish I only lived at night.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
did you just send me my own nude
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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