Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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