Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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