Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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