As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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