but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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