We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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