Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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