And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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