I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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