he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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