I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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