Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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