I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Two words: blizzard sex
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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