some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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