We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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