It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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