I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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