Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize