it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
So squirting runs in the family.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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