Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night