Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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