I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So much rum. So many feels.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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